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14 February 2006 @ 06:41 pm
happy corporations-taking-advantage-of-people-in-"love"-day/guy's-excuse-to-get-laid-day.
Current Mood: cynicalcynical
Current Music: some song by gary glitter i heard on the radio
Vamp name (Jessica/Jess):
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Ella Wolf

Known in some parts of the world as:
Wraith of The Highway Thieves

The Great Archives Record:
Takes more than gold from the rich on the highway - takes blood too.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Ella Wolf

Known in some parts of the world as:
Wraith of The Steely Moon

The Great Archives Record:
A child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.

Fairy name (Jessica/Jess):
Your fairy is called Tangle Elfglow

She is a cheerful sprite.

She lives at the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows.

She is only seen in the light of a full moon.

She wears tangled dresses of multicoloured petals. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.

Your fairy is called Lichen Catglow

She is a playful guardian of small animals.

She lives in stony places and tumbling wastes.

She is only seen in the light of a full moon.

She wears heather-coloured dresses. She has multicoloured wings like a butterfly
12 February 2006 @ 11:56 pm
I really like him.
Current Mood: happyhappy
Your man is Jean-Claude. Ooh La La. You want a man

who knows how woo and romance you. And it

doesn't hurt that he is a drop dead gorgeous


Which Anita Blake Man is right for you?
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Current Mood: touchedmmmmmmmm
01 February 2006 @ 08:20 pm
i told you. i told you all. i should have made a bet.

fucking fuck.
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
31 January 2006 @ 09:35 pm
Did I mention how much I FUCKING HATE improvising? I can't do it. Period. I love soloing, as long as the solo is written for me, or it atleast has some guidelines to follow. This improvising shit has seriously got to go though. I have to pull something decent out of my ass in two weeks for the jazz show.
Current Mood: intimidatedintimidated
Current Music: Do Nothin' Till You Hear From Me (my solo song...)
27 January 2006 @ 02:22 pm
I say we have a party. we all survived the history midterm. ahhhhhhh.

how many weeks till febuary vacation?? can't wait.
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Beach Boys
24 January 2006 @ 09:42 pm
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His eyes are human. I like it. this is my new "pissed off" icon. yuppppp
Current Mood: boredbored
18 January 2006 @ 08:58 pm
Laying Off Workers
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.

So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"
Current Mood: boredbored
16 January 2006 @ 09:07 pm
fuck this world and all its stupidness